This week posed the evergreen question: how the hell does Facebook still exist? Zuckerberg’s pseudo-noble free speech crusade and the 800th Democratic debate were all the talk of Twitter, a completely normal and not toxic at all website. Like many of us, the reason we can’t quit social media (other than a crippling addition) is because we need it for work. Thanks, Zuck! Totally glad this has become interwoven into the fabric of our personal and professional lives. Through all the crap, we still get some lovely gems. Let’s help you cut through the muck for this week’s funniest tweets that have nothing to do with the last debate (yes, they were hard to find).